You MIGHT be a pyro if....

[yoshisbar]

A little fun thread to cure some winter blues! (although 60 degrees today!). But if you are a pyro, any day is a good day for fireworks..

So, in the style of that comedian with the funny mustache (no copyright infringements here!).

You might be a pyro if,

your winter project is fireworks for the summer...
or
you want to put concrete pads in the back yard to launch from, after cutting down the trees in the way!! (TRUE STORY)

[displayfireworks1]

I'll add one.
It is always difficult for me to throw away a cardboard tube. Even the toilet paper one. LOL

[paulcatucci]

You might be a pyro if the only reason you introduce yourself to the new neighbors is because you saw them unload some boxes with 1.4 labels on them.

[Pyro-Junkie]

you might be a pyro if you bought your last vehicle for its ability to transport large amounts of fireworks by the case.

[Playingwithfire85]

If you put a trailer hitch on a Pontiac G6 to tow a small trailer of fireworks.:cool:

[Bazerk]

If you are actively in the process of purchasing a fireworks store.

[ilovecrackle]

you might be a pyro if you bought your last vehicle for its ability to transport large amounts of fireworks by the case.

Yeah, guilty as charged. haha

You might be a pyro if every time you drive by an open field/area, you are looking to see if there are any over head wires to see if that would be a suitable shoot site.

You might be a pyro if every song you hear come on the radio, you are thinking to yourself "can I shoot a show to this"?

[PyroJoeNEPA]

I'll add one.
It is always difficult for me to throw away a cardboard tube. Even the toilet paper one. LOL

You might be a Pyro if--you DO keep the toilet paper tubes & use them to make 1.75" mines. :-)

[PyroJoeNEPA]

You might be a Pyro if--you have the local Deli & 2 Pizza Shops keeping their empty plastic mayonnaise gallon jars for you to store your rice hulls, different types of charcoal, & assorted other "chems" in.

[yoshisbar]

You might be a Pyro if-- The addition on you garage is measured by how many racks it will hold (and the lawnmower of course)..

[PapaBearPyro]

You might be a pyro if----- Cue #1 is for the grill, Cue#2 for the Tiki Torches etc.

[chriskrc]

You might be a pyro when every place you take a vacation you look for a fireworks store.

( currently vacationing in Florida ).

[pitts]

You spend more on fireworks than you do your family for Christmas and spend winter building new racks

[PGH_Pyro]

when you dream about fireworks

[HuskerNation]

Yeah, guilty as charged. haha

You might be a pyro if every time you drive by an open field/area, you are looking to see if there are any over head wires to see if that would be a suitable shoot site.

You might be a pyro if every song you hear come on the radio, you are thinking to yourself "can I shoot a show to this"?

Dude that "open field/area" comment is so true. Driving down the highway passing those types of areas always has me thinking how great a show would look from that spot.

[Rick_In_Tampa]

You might be a pyro if you tell the wife she needs to cut back on the food budget this month because you just bought a new 100 shot finale rack!

[PyroJoeNEPA]

You might be a Pyro if---you have to thoroughly wash your hands before you use the rest room.